"Vote Congress, stop Maya's loot: Priyanka tells UP". 

Ha. I got a good laugh out of this.

A person who's family is the SOURCE OF THE GREAT LOOT GOING ON IN INDIA SINCE INDEPENDENCE, and head of a party governed by the most unethical group of Indians ever assembled, now wants to stop others from their loot. Why? Because Priyanka wants it all to herself and the Congress. 

I wonder who do these jokers think they are impressing?

I don't care for Mayawati, but I find this most amusing. I think Priyanka should join the movies as a clown.

After seeing India at the bottom of the world on educational standards and at the bottom on Asia on the standards of its bureaucracy, Raghbendra Jha today pointed out (in The Australian) that India ranks at the bottom of the world's sporting standards on a per capita basis. The least competitive of all nations.

In a moment of lucid thought (such information being disruptive to one's mental peace) it struck me that India does provide a great service to the world, after all. 

For someone to be at the top, someone else has to be at the bottom! And India provides that "service" wonderfully well.

The rout by Australia of India's "famed" cricket team yesterday led to the following headlines today (in Australia): "A nation's morale replenished". If nothing else, the Indians have made the Australians REALLY HAPPY. I also know of someone who has made a pile of money by betting against India!

There you go: the worse you do, India, the better others feel.

That's a positive contribution to the world, isn't it? I'm sure your ancestors would be very happy. 

Carry on being corrupt, incompetent and unimaginably stupid.

Don't bother about the message of good policy that I bring. That will make you succeed. And you don't want that, do you?

Indian science is apparently reaching levels unheard of in the history of mankind. The entire article in full.

BJP’s cow dung gems: stops C-sec, n-radiation

Milind Ghatwai

* Only those inside houses coated with cow dung escaped the 1984 Bhopal gas tragedy.

* There are only two ways to remain insulated from nuclear radiation, and one of them is application of cow dung.

* Using cow dung can ensure normal delivery instead of C-section.

* Those who drink the milk of jersey cow and buffaloes commit more crime than those who consume only desi cow’s milk.

* Only the cow can save mankind; just touching it can stabilise blood pressure.

 

These among other gems of wisdom were dished out as the Madhya Pradesh government’s Cow Protection and Conservation Board inaugurated a national workshop, ‘Bharatiya Gauvansh Sanrakshan Va Samvardhan’, Monday. Chief Minister Shivraj Singh Chouhan, who inaugurated the workshop, came in for lavish praise and felicitation for his anti-cow slaughter legislation.

 

“Foreign breeds give only poisoned milk,” insisted Sunil Mansingha of Govigyan Anusandhan Kendra Deolpar, Nagpur. “It contains A1 protein, which causes autism, heart attack.”

 

“Marne se bachna hai to gai ki sharan mein aana hoga (To escape death, leave yourself at the mercy of the cow),” said BJP Rajya Sabha MP Meghraj Jain, who once suggested that tractors be pulled by bulls.

 

Shanker Lal, chief of Akhil Bharatiya Gauseva, said only the cow could help India regain its “primacy”, before going on to extolling its dung’s powers to protect against nuclear radiation.

 

Lal also asserted that 10 grams of cow milk ghee equalled 100 tonnes of oxygen, and that children became more obedient if they had cow’s milk.

 

Chouhan said the Madhya Pradesh government would strictly implement the new anti-cow slaughter law and designate special officers in districts to monitor its legal aspects. He added that they had wanted a maximum term of 10 years under the law, but had been forced by the Centre to keep it at seven.

 

With the legislation authorising authorities to raid on mere “suspicion” of an offence, the chief minister asserted: “The accused will have to prove his innocence.”

 

Animal Husbandry Minister Ajay Vishnoi said every district would set aside Rs 1-2 crore to feed cattle seized during raids.

Till a few days ago there was a flurry of activity on FB with the Jan Lokpal bill and an excited rush to participate in some form or shape in the IAC movement. Freedom could come at the click of a button, it seemed. To skip a meal was to become a local hero.

Our young Facebook heros and heroines diligently recorded their participation in Freedom Movement No. 2, and have now become legitimate Freedom Fighters.

Their clicking the mouse has yielded results. The job has been done. Corruption has been removed.

So now back to movie songs, jokes, poems, and the lot.

Had I realised that removing corruption was so easy, I wouldn't have bothered to study the problem for twenty long years, then write a book. I would have just clicked my mouse and solved India's problems – long ago.

We need the right to scam!

And O Lord Keep us away from the Lokpal!

Also, Bhatti has a hilarious write up in the Panjab Kesri. If corruption stops the country will come to a standstill!

Addendum: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=280193962006888